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Private Travel Itinerary

Ireland
& Scotland

2026
7 – 21 August 2026
Galway · Kenmare · Dublin · Edinburgh
Fifteen Days  ·  Two Countries  ·  Nine Signature Excursions  ·  One Family
Welcome

The Journey Ahead

In fifteen days you will stand on the edge of Europe with the Atlantic roaring seven hundred feet below, picnic beside a Galway harbour where the houses are painted like sweets, cycle beneath the oaks of Killarney to a waterfall that has been falling since before Ireland had a written history, lean backwards over a parapet to kiss a very famous stone, read a book made by monks twelve centuries ago, sail the length of Loch Ness, walk the courtyard where Harry Potter first learned to fly, and finish beneath floodlit castle walls as the pipes and drums of the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo fill the summer night. This is a trip of long light and short distances — of stone circles and sea cliffs, market mornings and mountain passes, cousins around a cottage table and a city in the middle of the world's largest arts festival.

What to Expect

A Trip of Two Halves

Ireland is the slow half — a restored 1850 cottage in County Galway, a family house in Kenmare, and a Dublin base with trains into the city. Scotland is the sharp half: a Leith flat, trams, two big day tours, and the Fringe spilling into every street.

Long, Generous Days

Sunset in Ireland is near 9:15 PM and Edinburgh holds light past 8:30 PM. Evenings are unhurried — music, walks, and late golden light for photographs.

Family at the Centre

Extended family joins in Kenmare on Day 4, and the middle of the trip is built around shared meals, an easy town day, and a coastal drive everyone can enjoy together.

Home-Cooked and Local

Most breakfasts and many dinners happen at the house, with roughly one meal out per day. Expect grocery runs on arrival in each region and picnics on the good-weather days.

Before You Fly — Three Non-Negotiables
Orientation

Quick Facts

Ireland

Days 1–10 · Galway, Kerry & Dublin
Currency
Euro (€). Cards accepted almost everywhere; carry €50–100 in small notes.
Time Zone
Irish Standard Time (UTC+1) — 8 hours ahead of Phoenix.
Language
English. Irish (Gaeilge) appears on all road signs and place names.
Driving
Left-hand side. Roundabouts turn clockwise; yield to traffic already on them.
Power
Type G three-pin plug, 230V. The same adapter works in Scotland.
Emergency
112 or 999 (both work; free from any phone).
August Weather
Highs 63–68°F / lows 54°F. Frequent short showers, strong wind on the coast.
Sunset
Approx. 9:15 PM early in the trip — plan for long evenings.

Scotland

Days 11–15 · Edinburgh & the Highlands
Currency
Pound sterling (£). Scottish banknotes are legal and interchangeable.
Time Zone
British Summer Time (UTC+1) — same clock as Ireland, no change on arrival.
Language
English, with Scots vocabulary. Gaelic on Highland signage.
Getting Around
No rental car. Edinburgh trams, buses and walking; tours collect in the city.
Power
Type G three-pin plug, 230V — identical to Ireland.
Emergency
999 or 112.
August Weather
Highs 63–67°F / lows 52°F. Bright and blustery; the Highlands run cooler and wetter.

Connectivity

Ireland and the United Kingdom are separate mobile coverage zones. The plan is a single regional eSIM covering both the EU and the UK, installed and tested at home before departure — activate it on landing rather than relying on airport Wi-Fi. Roughly 10 GB across two weeks is comfortable for maps, messaging and photo backup. Wi-Fi is available at all four lodgings; expect no signal at all in Glengarriff Woods, on Healy Pass, and across long stretches of the Ring of Beara and the Highlands.

Transportation at a Glance

SegmentModeNotes
Phoenix → DublinBritish Airways via London HeathrowOvernight flight; tight 90-min terminal change at Heathrow (T3 → T2) — no time for snacks or a bathroom stop, so go on the plane.
Ireland, Days 2–8Midsize 7-seat automatic vanCollected at Dublin Airport, returned in Dublin city centre on Day 8. A second family vehicle joins from Kenmare onward.
Dublin cityCommuter rail + Leap CardCastleknock / Navan Road Parkway into Connolly, roughly 20 minutes.
Dublin → EdinburghRyanair, 1 hour20 kg / 44 lb checked bag limit (max 80×120×120 cm / 31.5×47.2×47.2 in), personal item max 40×30×20 cm / 15.7×11.8×7.9 in; pre-booked taxi to the airport at 6:30 AM.
EdinburghTram, bus and footLeith base; trams run to the city centre in about 15 minutes.
Edinburgh → PhoenixAmerican Airlines via PhiladelphiaFull US immigration and customs clearance in Philadelphia.
The Whole Trip in One Minute

At a Glance

DayDateOvernightMain Activities
1Fri 7 AugIn flightShuttle to Sky Harbor; overnight flight to London
2Sat 8 AugMenlough, Co. GalwayHeathrow connection; land in Dublin; collect the van; drive west; groceries in Athlone
3Sun 9 AugMenlough, Co. GalwayChurch in Galway; market picnic at the Spanish Arch; optional Kylemore Abbey
4Mon 10 AugKenmare, Co. KerryCliffs of Moher at opening; Adare village; Ladies View & Moll's Gap; family reunion in Kenmare
5Tue 11 AugKenmare, Co. KerryKenmare Heritage Trail, stone circle, lace centre, Reenagross Park, evening music
6Wed 12 AugKenmare, Co. KerryFarmers market; the Ring of Beara — Healy Pass, Uragh Stone Circle, Gleninchaquin
7Thu 13 AugKenmare, Co. KerryCycle Killarney National Park to Muckross House, Muckross Abbey and Torc Waterfall
8Fri 14 AugDublinBlarney Castle at opening; drive to Dublin; return the vehicles; Temple Bar
9Sat 15 AugDublinBook of Kells & the Long Room; National Museum; St Patrick's Cathedral; evening music
10Sun 16 AugDublinChurch in Clonsilla; Georgian Dublin walk; free museums; pack for Scotland
11Mon 17 AugLeith, EdinburghFly to Edinburgh; Underground Ghost Tour; Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo
12Tue 18 AugLeith, EdinburghOld Town on foot — Victoria Street, the Vennel, Greyfriars, Royal Mile Fringe
13Wed 19 AugLeith, EdinburghFull-day Highlands tour: Glencoe, Ben Nevis and a Loch Ness cruise
14Thu 20 AugLeith, EdinburghAlnwick Castle & the Scottish Borders; evening Fringe show
15Fri 21 AugHomeFly Edinburgh → Philadelphia → Phoenix
Rhythm of the Trip

Three early starts anchor the itinerary — Day 4 (Cliffs of Moher, 7:00 AM), Day 8 (Blarney, 7:30 AM) and Day 11 (airport, 6:30 AM) — plus two dawn departures for the Scottish coach tours on Days 13 and 14. Everything else begins at a civilised hour.

Preparation

Packing Guide

Pack for 65°F and rain, then add one warm layer for the Cliffs, Healy Pass, the Highlands and the Tattoo esplanade.

Clothing — Everyday

  • Waterproof rain jacket with a hood (not just water-resistant)
  • Packable umbrella — small, for cities only
  • Fleece or wool sweater
  • Sweatshirt
  • Four shirts — long-sleeve layers & moisture-wicking T-shirts
  • Two pairs of water-repellent, quick-dry trousers, plus jeans
  • Underpants (3)
  • Light scarf — genuinely useful in coastal wind
  • Warm hat that will not blow away, plus a sun hat or cap
  • Sleepwear for cool cottage nights

Footwear

  • Broken-in waterproof walking shoes (worn daily)
  • Second pair of shoes so one can dry
  • Rain boots or waterproof trail shoes for Gleninchaquin
  • Wool or synthetic socks (3 pairs)
  • Church-appropriate outfit and shoes — doubles for a nice dinner out

Active Days

  • Comfortable trousers for cycling (Day 7)
  • Windproof shell for the Cliffs and the Highlands
  • Daypack — one per pair of travellers
  • Refillable water bottle each
  • Prescription glasses or contacts (plus a backup pair), and sunglasses
  • Sunscreen (yes, really)
  • Bug repellent for Gleninchaquin and the Beara Peninsula
  • Blister plasters

Electronics

  • Phone and charging cable
  • Type G plug adapters — one per person, plus a spare
  • Multi-port USB charger to share outlets
  • Battery pack for the 12-hour tour days
  • Camera, spare battery, memory card
  • Headphones for the flights
  • eSIM installed and tested before leaving home

Travel Documents

  • Passport (plus a photo saved offline)
  • UK ETA approval for every traveller
  • Cremation certificate / funeral home documentation for the ashes
  • Driving licence — drivers and bike hire
  • Travel insurance details
  • Flight, tour and lodging confirmations (offline copies)
  • Credit card with no foreign transaction fee
  • Debit card for ATM withdrawals, plus travel notice filed

Household & Practical

  • Reusable shopping bags — Irish shops charge for bags
  • Small cooler bag for picnic days
  • Laundry detergent pods and a portable laundry line (the houses have machines)
  • Basic medicines, vitamins, motion-sickness remedy for mountain roads
  • Hand sanitizer and wipes
  • Zip bags for wet clothes, plus a dry bag
  • Quick-dry travel towels
  • Toiletries
  • Wallet
  • Travel-size sewing kit and stain wipes

Nice to Have

  • Binoculars for cliffs, lochs and castle detail
  • Notebook or trip journal
  • Playing cards for the cottage evenings
  • Neck pillow, earplugs and eye mask for the overnight flight
  • Thin gloves for the Tattoo — the esplanade is cold at night
  • Flat souvenir folder for postcards and tickets

Leave at Home

  • Voltage converters — modern chargers handle 230V
  • Blow dryers, flat irons and curling irons — provided at all lodgings, and 230V draws too much for a plug adapter alone
  • Heavy winter coats
  • More than one formal outfit
  • Anything you would be sorry to lose on a coach
The Luggage Rule

Ryanair on Day 11 sets the ceiling for the whole trip: one checked bag, 20 kg (44 lb) maximum, no larger than 80 × 120 × 120 cm (31.5 × 47.2 × 47.2 in), plus one small personal bag no larger than 40 × 30 × 20 cm (15.7 × 11.8 × 7.9 in). Pack to this limit from Phoenix onward — bags aren't repacked mid-trip, and other carriers' looser allowances don't help once you're on Ryanair.

Traveling with the Ashes

Pack the ashes in a carry-on, not a checked bag — TSA and most airlines require the container to be scannable by X-ray (wood, plastic or cardboard, not metal), so it can be hand-inspected if flagged rather than opened. Carry the cremation certificate with it, and confirm any documentation Ireland, the UK and US customs expect for the return leg before departure.

The Souvenir Rule

One ornament and one postcard per country. Leave a little space — Irish wool, Kenmare lace and Aran knitwear all travel home beautifully.

Day by Day

The Daily Itinerary

Times are guidelines, not obligations. The only fixed points are ticketed entries, tour check-ins and flights — everything between them can breathe.

Day One

Wheels Up

Friday, 7 August
Overnight: In flight
Departure Day

The trip begins in the late Arizona afternoon. Bags go on the shuttle, Sky Harbor handles the rest, and by nine o'clock the desert is behind you and the Atlantic is ahead. Eat well at the airport, then treat the flight as the first night of the holiday: shoes off, watches forward, lights down.

  • 5:30 PM
    Airport shuttle pickupAZ Shuttle Select allows up to 50 lb per checked bag, but pack to the trip-wide limit of 20 kg / 44 lb (max 80×120×120 cm / 31.5×47.2×47.2 in) now — that's what Ryanair enforces on Day 11, and bags aren't repacked along the way. One checked bag, one carry-on and one personal item (max 40×30×20 cm / 15.7×11.8×7.9 in) per traveller.
  • 7:00 PM
    Arrive Sky Harbor — check bags, clear security
  • 7:45 PM
    Dinner at the airportLast familiar meal for two weeks — eat properly rather than snacking
  • 9:05 PM
    Depart Phoenix → London HeathrowBritish Airways BA0288 · overnight, meal and breakfast served onboard
Meals
Dinner on your own at the airport. Dinner and breakfast served in flight.
Carry With You
Passport, UK ETA confirmation, one warm layer, refillable bottle (empty through security), downloaded films and music.
Tomorrow
Landing at Heathrow mid-afternoon with a tight terminal transfer — sleep is the assignment.
Tip  Set your watch to Irish time the moment you board. Ireland is eight hours ahead of Phoenix, so 9 PM at the gate is 5 AM in Galway.
Day Two

Landing in the West

Saturday, 8 August
Overnight: Menlough, Co. Galway
Arrival Day

A busy few hours at Heathrow, a short hop over the Irish Sea, and then the best moment of any Ireland trip: pulling out of the airport into a green country at golden hour. The drive west crosses the midlands with a grocery stop in Athlone, and by half past ten you are unlocking the door of a restored 1850 stone cottage with four bedrooms and no neighbours to speak of.

  • 3:05 PM
    Arrive London Heathrow, Terminal 3Use the bathroom on the plane before landing — there is no time for one during the transfer.
  • 3:30 PM
    Terminal transferThe 90-minute window is tight — no time for snacks or a bathroom stop. Exit security (20–30 min) → Heathrow transfer bus to Terminal 2 (20–30 min) → security again (20–30 min). Move with purpose; do not linger in duty-free.
  • 4:50 PM
    Depart London → DublinBA5969, Terminal 2 · approx. 1 hr 20 min
  • 6:20 PM
    Arrive Dublin Airport — collect bags
  • 8:00 PM
    Collect the vanNew Way Car Rental, Arrivals Hall, Terminals 1 & 2 · midsize 7-seat automatic, unlimited mileage
  • 8:30 PM
    Drive west toward GalwayApprox. 2 hr 11 min on good motorway
  • 9:16 PM
    Sunset — watch it happen through the windscreen
  • 9:40 PM
    Grocery stop in AthloneSuperValu, Lidl or Tesco Express (Monksland) — open until 10:00 PM. Aldi and the large Tesco close at 9:00.
  • 10:30 PM
    Check in to the cottageThe Village House, Menlough, Ballinasloe, Co. Galway · Eircode H53 C627
Meals
Breakfast onboard. Dinner on your own at the airport before departing Dublin. Groceries cover tomorrow.
Shop For
Milk, bread, Kerrygold butter, Irish cheddar, cereal, eggs, sandwich meat and cheese, fruit, salad, pasta and sauce, crisps, bottled water.
Evening
Bedrooms sorted, bags dropped, an early night. Nothing is scheduled before 9:00 AM tomorrow.
First Drive  This is left-hand driving, at night, after a long-haul flight. Take the airport exit slowly, keep the driver's shoulder toward the centre line, and let one passenger own the navigation. Put the Eircode — not the address — into Google Maps; Irish rural addresses do not geocode reliably without it.
Day Three

Galway, Slowly

Sunday, 9 August
Overnight: Menlough, Co. Galway
A Gentle Landing

A deliberately easy first full day. Church in the morning, then down to the water in Galway city — a place of buskers, painted shopfronts and the smell of the Atlantic two streets away. Buy lunch at the market, eat it beside the Spanish Arch, and walk the Long Walk, where the harbourside houses are painted in a row of colours no committee would ever have approved. Those with energy left can push west into Connemara for Kylemore Abbey.

  • 9:00 AM
    Depart for church — approx. 40 min drive
  • 10:00 AM
    Church, Galway BranchUnit 2, Block A, Lisboan Business Park, Galway H91 DW63
  • 12:00 PM
    Drive into the city centre
  • 12:15 PM
    Galway Market — assemble a picnicPark at Spanish Arch Car Park or Q-Park Eyre Square. Look for the market's famous doughnuts and the fresh oysters, and pick up Irish farmhouse cheese for the week.
  • 1:00 PM
    Picnic at the Spanish ArchThen walk the Long Walk for the colourful harbour houses; the Latin Quarter, Quay Street, Galway Cathedral and Eyre Square are all within ten minutes.
  • 1:45 PM
    Optional: drive to Kylemore Abbey — approx. 1 hr 30 min through Connemara
  • 3:15 PM
    Kylemore Abbey (approx. 2 hrs)The abbey, the neo-Gothic church and the six-acre Victorian walled garden. Open daily 10 AM – 6 PM.
  • 5:15 PM
    Return to the cottage — approx. 1 hr 30 min
  • 7:00 PM
    Dinner at the house
Meals
Breakfast at the cottage. Market picnic for lunch. Dinner cooked at the house.
What to Bring
Rain jacket, walking shoes, camera, cash for market stalls (some are cash-only), a picnic blanket, parking coins.
Evening
Free. Long light until past nine — a good night to walk the lane behind the cottage.
Photograph This  The Long Walk terrace from across the river at Claddagh Quay, with fishing boats in the foreground. Kylemore's classic reflection shot is from the lakeside path east of the abbey, not from the car park.
Day Four

Cliffs, Thatch & the Road to Kerry

Monday, 10 August
Overnight: Kenmare, Co. Kerry
The Big Drive South

The most rewarding early start of the trip. You reach the Cliffs of Moher before the coaches do, when the light is low and the crowds have not yet formed. From there the day threads south through Adare — thatched cottages, a heritage centre and Ireland's most photographed village street — and then over the mountains into Kerry, with two of the country's finest viewpoints on the way. Kenmare, and the rest of the family, are waiting at the end of it.

  • 7:00 AM
    Depart the cottage — approx. 1 hr 30 min
  • 8:30 AM
    Cliffs of Moher (approx. 2 hrs)Timed entry window 8:00–10:59 AM. O'Brien's Tower and the cliff paths first, visitor centre (30 min) after.
  • 10:30 AM
    Drive to Adare — approx. 1 hr 30 min
  • 12:00 PM
    Adare (approx. 1 hr 30 min)Park at the Adare Heritage Centre car park. Quick lunch from Centra, eaten in the park, then the village walking trail past the thatched cottages, the friary and the Augustinian priory. Toilets at the Heritage Centre.
  • 1:30 PM
    Drive toward Kenmare
  • 2:30 PM
    Killarney — top off the fuel tank
  • 3:00 PM
    Ladies View (10–15 min photo stop)Named for Queen Victoria's ladies-in-waiting, who declared it the finest view in Ireland in 1861. They were not wrong.
  • 3:20 PM
    Moll's Gap — café and a leg-stretch
  • 4:00 PM
    Check in at Kenmare14 Páirc Roughty, Kenmare, Co. Kerry V93 DW20
  • 5:00 PM
    Meet up with the extended family
  • 5:45 PM
    Cash and groceriesWithdraw €150–200 at an AIB, Bank of Ireland or Permanent TSB ATM, then shop for the Kenmare stay.
Meals
Breakfast at the cottage before departing. Quick lunch in Adare. Dinner at the Kenmare house — rotisserie chicken, salad and bread.
What to Bring
Windproof shell, fleece, hat, sunglasses, water bottle, snacks, camera. Dress for exposure at the Cliffs — there is no shelter on the path.
Evening
Unpack properly; this is home for five nights. Nothing before 10:00 AM tomorrow.
Safety  At the Cliffs, stay behind the walls and flagstone paths. The grass edge is undercut and there is nothing beneath it. The wind arrives in gusts, not gradually.
Day Five

Kenmare at Ease

Tuesday, 11 August
Overnight: Kenmare, Co. Kerry
Town Day & Family Day

No driving, no tickets, no alarms. Kenmare is a planned market town laid out in a neat triangle in 1775, and everything worth seeing is within a fifteen-minute walk. Collect the Heritage Trail map, see lace being made by hand the way it was in the 1860s, stand inside a Bronze Age stone circle, and spend the afternoon in a riverside woodland. This is the first full day with the whole family together — the schedule is deliberately loose.

  • 10:00 AM
    Heritage Centre & Tourist OfficeCollect the Heritage Trail map here first
  • 10:30 AM
    Kenmare Lace & Design CentreUpstairs in the same building. Open 10:30 AM–1:00 PM, Monday to Friday only — today is the day. Steep staircase; anyone who would rather not climb can browse the shops below.
  • 11:00 AM
    The Heritage Trail (approx. 40 min)Kenmare Stone Circle on Market Street — fifteen stones and a central dolmen, €2 honesty box · Holy Cross Church, for the stained glass and the carved wooden ceiling · Cromwell's Bridge, an ancient arch of disputed origin
  • 12:00 PM
    Lunch in town
  • 2:00 PM
    Reenagross Woodland ParkA gentle riverside and woodland loop right on the edge of town — moss, oaks and estuary views
  • 4:00 PM
    Free timeGalleries and craft shops along Henry Street and Main Street, or a Kenmare Bay boat trip for anyone wanting the water
  • 6:00 PM
    Dinner
  • 8:30 PM
    Live traditional musicPF McCarthy's, O'Donnabhain's or Crowley's — all family-friendly early in the evening. Sunset around 9:15 PM.
Meals
Breakfast at the house. Lunch in town or sandwiches at home. Dinner out — the Lime Tree, set in an old schoolhouse, or Mick & Jimmy's for something casual. Jam Café is the local breakfast favourite.
What to Bring
Walking shoes, rain jacket, a €2 coin for the stone circle, camera, small bag for craft-shop finds.
Evening
Music, then a slow walk home. Tomorrow starts at the farmers market at 9:00 AM.
Local Knowledge  Kenmare lace is needlepoint lace, made with a needle and thread rather than bobbins — a technique the Poor Clare sisters taught here from 1861 to give local women an income during the Famine years. Ask; they love explaining it.
Day Six

Market Morning & the Ring of Beara

Wednesday, 12 August
Overnight: Kenmare, Co. Kerry
Countryside Adventure

The Ring of Kerry gets the coaches; the Ring of Beara gets everything else. Today is a loop around the peninsula the tour buses cannot fit on — sub-tropical woodland with a hidden waterfall, a tunnel blasted through raw rock, a hairpin mountain pass on the Cork–Kerry border, a working mussel harbour, and a stone circle standing alone above a valley since the Bronze Age. Start at the farmers market to build the picnic that makes the day.

  • 9:00 AM
    Kenmare Farmers MarketWednesday market, 9 AM–5 PM. Buy the picnic here: bread, cheese, fruit, cured meats, cakes.
  • 10:00 AM
    Depart — fuel up firstFill the tank in Kenmare; stations on the peninsula are scarce and keep short hours
  • 10:35 AM
    Caha Pass tunnels — quick photo stopRough-cut tunnels blasted straight through the rock on the old Kenmare–Glengarriff road
  • 10:50 AM
    Glengarriff Woods Nature ReserveWaterfall walk, approx. 30 min. Ancient oak woodland kept unusually lush by the Gulf Stream.
  • 12:00 PM
    Healy PassA serpentine climb over the Caha Mountains between Cork and Kerry, with a white cross at the summit and both counties visible at once
  • 12:45 PM
    Kilmakilloge Harbour — lunch and facilities (approx. 20 min)A sheltered mussel harbour; Ashes is the stop here
  • 1:30 PM
    Gleninchaquin ParkUragh Stone Circle — a Bronze Age circle set between two lakes, arguably the most dramatically sited in Ireland · the park loop walk, approx. 2 miles / 1.5 hrs, past the waterfall · the Famine House ruin
  • 4:30 PM
    Return to Kenmare
  • 5:00 PM
    Arrive back — free evening
Meals
Quick breakfast at the house. Market picnic for lunch on the road. Dinner at the house.
What to Bring
Cooler bag, picnic blanket, waterproof footwear for the Gleninchaquin loop, layers, camera, motion-sickness remedy for Healy Pass, downloaded offline maps.
Evening
Free. Tomorrow is a cycling day with a 9:30 AM departure.
Driving Note  Beara roads are single-track in places with stone walls on both sides and no shoulder. Drive slowly, use the marked passing places, and reverse without embarrassment — everyone does. Mobile signal disappears for long stretches, so download the route before leaving Kenmare.
Day Seven

Two Wheels through Killarney

Thursday, 13 August
Overnight: Kenmare, Co. Kerry
Killarney National Park by Bicycle

Killarney National Park is flat, car-free on its interior trails, and best seen at bicycle speed. Today you ride from the edge of town to a fifteenth-century friary, on to a great lakeside mansion, and finish at a waterfall reached through a tunnel under the road. Roughly twelve to fifteen kilometres total, spread across a whole day, on gravel and tarmac paths with almost no climbing. Bikes, helmets, locks, hi-vis vests, a repair kit and a route map are all provided.

  • 9:30 AM
    Depart Kenmare — approx. 40 min over Moll's Gap
  • 10:00 AM
    Collect bikes — Killarney Bike RentalDepot 100 m from the Gleneagle Hotel, beside Flesk Caravan Park, opposite the park entrance. Bring photo ID — required for every rental.
  • 10:30 AM
    Cycle into the parkMuckross Abbey at approx. 3 km — a Franciscan friary founded in 1448, with an enormous yew tree filling the cloister and tombs and stairways to explore. Gardens free; Muckross House interior approx. €7 self-guided.
  • 1:00 PM
    LunchMuckross Garden Restaurant on site, or a picnic on the lawn facing the lake
  • 2:00 PM
    Dundag Beach — a lakeshore rest stop roughly halfway
  • 2:45 PM
    Torc WaterfallPark the bikes at the jaunting-car area; the tunnel beneath the road by the river leads to the falls. Free. A 20-metre drop, and a flight of steps above it for a higher viewpoint.
  • 3:30 PM
    Ride back through the park — approx. 6 km
  • 4:30 PM
    Return the bikes
  • 5:00 PM
    Drive back to Kenmare — approx. 40 min
  • 5:45 PM
    Arrive home
Meals
Cooked breakfast at the house. Lunch at Muckross or packed. Dinner out — a good night for the Lime Tree as a Kenmare send-off; book ahead for a large table.
What to Bring
Photo ID (essential), comfortable trousers, rain jacket, water bottle, snacks, sunscreen, small daypack, camera.
Evening
Prepare for a long drive. Pack both vehicles tonight, fill both tanks, and set alarms — tomorrow departs at 7:30 AM.
Look For  The park's red deer herd, the only native herd in Ireland and descended from animals present here since the last Ice Age. They graze the open ground near Muckross in the early morning and late afternoon.
Day Eight

Blarney & the Long Road East

Friday, 14 August
Overnight: Dublin 15
Castles, Gardens & a Change of Base

The longest driving day, and worth every mile. Arrive at Blarney the moment the gates open, go straight up to the stone before the queue exists, then come back down into gardens that most visitors never bother with — a poison garden behind locked gates, a fern garden, and a rock close of standing stones and a wishing staircase that feels considerably older than the castle above it. Then east to Dublin, where the vehicles go back and city life takes over.

  • 7:30 AM
    Depart Kenmare for Cork — approx. 2 hrs, both vehicles
  • 9:30 AM
    Blarney Castle & Gardens (2–3 hrs)Arrive at opening. Stone first, straight up. The queue is minimal at 9:00 and 60–90 minutes by 11:00. 127 steep, narrow steps; anyone opting out heads directly to the gardens. Large car park included with entry; toilets and café on site.
  • 12:00 PM
    Lunch (approx. 30 min)
  • 12:30 PM
    Drive to Dublin — 3 to 4 hrs with a stopToll at Fermoy (approx. €2.10, staffed barrier, card or coins) · toll at Portlaoise M7/M8 (approx. €2.10) · one break at Fermoy or Cashel services for fuel, toilets and coffee · the M50 barrier-free toll near Dublin must be paid yourself
  • 4:30 PM
    Check in to the Dublin house48 Auburn Drive, Dublin 15, Co. Dublin D15 FEF1 · confirm off-street parking for two vehicles before arrival
  • 4:45 PM
    Split into two groupsGroup one: groceries at the Tesco Superstore · Group two: Circle K Ashtown for Leap Cards (€5 each, loaded with €12–15) and refuelling both vehicles before return
  • 5:00 PM
    Drive to the rental return — approx. 20–30 min
  • 5:30 PM
    Return both vehiclesRental City Centre, 36 Old Kilmainham Road, Kilmainham, Dublin 8, D08 H79E. Photograph the vehicles and the fuel gauge before handing over the keys.
  • 6:00 PM
    Public transport to Temple BarBus G1 from Old Kilmainham to Ormond Quay Upper (approx. 15 min), or the 13 to College Green (approx. 21 min), or a taxi
  • 6:30 PM
    Drop-off at Temple Bar lodgingThe Auld Dubliner, 24–25 Temple Bar, Dublin
  • 7:30 PM
    Return to Auburn Drive — approx. 30–45 minWalk across the Talbot Memorial or Butt Bridge to Connolly (10–15 min), then the commuter train to Castleknock or Navan Road Parkway (approx. 20 min)
  • 8:15 PM
    Arrive home
Meals
Simple breakfast at the Kenmare house. Lunch near Blarney or at a service stop. Dinner in Dublin — casual, after a long day.
What to Bring
Coins and a card for tolls, rain jacket, comfortable shoes, snacks and water for the drive, and a bag you can leave in the car until the handover.
Evening
Unpack, get Leap Cards distributed, and work out the train timetable for the morning. Departure tomorrow at 9:00 AM.
Do This Tonight  Pay the M50 toll (approx. €3.80 per vehicle) yourself on eflow.ie the same evening. It is barrier-free and unpaid tolls become expensive penalties charged to the rental company — and then to you.
Skip  Blarney Woollen Mills. Better Irish knitwear at better prices is waiting in Dublin tomorrow.
Day Nine

Books, Bogs & Cathedrals

Saturday, 15 August
Overnight: Dublin 15
Historic Dublin

A day of things that are genuinely one of a kind. The Book of Kells is a gospel manuscript made around 800 AD by monks who decorated a single letter for weeks at a time; the Long Room above it holds two hundred thousand volumes under a barrel-vaulted ceiling. Then bog bodies and Iron Age gold at the National Museum — free, and better than most paid attractions anywhere — and a cathedral where Jonathan Swift was dean for thirty-two years. Evening is music and a walk back through a city that never quite settles down in August.

  • 9:00 AM
    Walk to the station — approx. 20 min
  • 9:30 AM
    Train into the city (approx. 45–60 min door to door)Castleknock or Navan Road Parkway → Dublin Connolly (approx. 20 min), then walk to Trinity (approx. 30 min). Alternative: change at Broombridge for the Green Line tram.
  • 10:45 AM
    Check in at Trinity College
  • 11:00 AM
    The Book of Kells Experience & the Old Library (approx. 1.5 hrs)Includes the Long Room. Hidden gem on the way out: Trinity's Museum of Geology, small, free and almost always empty.
  • 1:00 PM
    LunchWalk down Grafton Street — buskers the whole length — toward St Stephen's Green
  • 2:30 PM
    National Museum of Ireland — Archaeology, Kildare StreetFree, open Saturday 10 AM–5 PM. The bog bodies, the Tara Brooch, the Ór gold collection and Viking Dublin. Allow at least 90 minutes.
  • 4:30 PM
    St Patrick's Cathedral (approx. 1 hr)Open Saturday until 6:00 PM. Founded in 1191; Jonathan Swift, author of Gulliver's Travels, was dean here and is buried in the nave.
  • 5:30 PM
    Dinner in the city
  • 8:00 PM
    Traditional music (approx. 2 hrs)
  • 10:15 PM
    Return to Auburn DriveWalk to Connolly across the Talbot Memorial or Butt Bridge, then the commuter train
  • 11:00 PM
    Arrive home
Meals
Breakfast at the house. Lunch and dinner out in the city — the one full day of eating out on the trip.
What to Bring
Leap Card, rain jacket, comfortable shoes (this is a long walking day), water bottle, camera, a card for museum shops and a little cash for buskers.
Souvenirs
Aran Sweater Market for knitwear, Kilkenny Design for Irish craft and glass, Cleo for handwoven wool — all near Grafton Street and Nassau Street.
Photography  No photography is permitted of the Book of Kells itself, but the Long Room is one of the great photographic interiors in Europe — go to the far end and shoot back along the vault. Elsewhere: the Georgian doors of Merrion Square, and Trinity's cobbled front square early, before the crowds.
Day Ten

A Dublin Sunday

Sunday, 16 August
Overnight: Dublin 15
Georgian Streets & Free Museums

A restful, flexible day. Church in Clonsilla in the morning, then an afternoon in Georgian Dublin entirely on your own terms. St Stephen's Green is at its best in August, and from its east side it is a short walk to Merrion Square, where the doors are painted every colour in the paintbox and Oscar Wilde reclines on a rock across from the house he grew up in. Three excellent museums nearby are free, which makes this the ideal rain plan as well as the ideal sunshine plan.

  • 10:00 AM
    Depart for church — approx. 45 min, Castleknock → Clonsilla
  • 11:00 AM
    Church, Clonsilla (approx. 2 hrs)Weaver's Row, Clonsilla Road, Clonsilla, Dublin
  • 1:00 PM
    Return to the house — approx. 45 min
  • 1:45 PM
    Quick lunch at home
  • 2:00 PM
    Train into the city (approx. 45–60 min)
  • 2:30 PM
    Self-guided Georgian walkSt Stephen's Green — the flowerbeds peak in August — out the east side to Merrion Square for the doors and the Oscar Wilde statue, then loop through Fitzwilliam Square
  • 3:15 PM
    Museums, as the weather decidesNatural History Museum, Merrion Street — free, and unchanged since Victorian times · National Museum of Ireland – Archaeology, Kildare Street — free, 1–5 PM · National Gallery of Ireland — largely free, 11 AM–5:30 PM
  • 5:30 PM
    Return to Auburn Drive
  • 6:30 PM
    Arrive home — dinner at the house
Meals
Breakfast at the house. Quick lunch at home between church and the train. Dinner at the house — spaghetti night.
What to Bring
Leap Card, umbrella, camera, and a lighter bag than yesterday.
Evening
Pack tonight. Tomorrow's taxi leaves at 6:30 AM. Ryanair enforces a 20 kg / 44 lb checked bag limit (max 80×120×120 cm / 31.5×47.2×47.2 in) and a personal item no larger than 40×30×20 cm / 15.7×11.8×7.9 in — weigh and measure everything before bed.
Look For  The Georgian doors of Merrion Square are famous because the houses behind them are identical — colour was the only way to tell your own front door from your neighbour's. Number One Merrion Square, the tall one on the corner, was the Wilde family home.
Day Eleven

Ireland to Scotland

Monday, 17 August
Overnight: Leith, Edinburgh
Arrival Day & the Tattoo

A very early start, a one-hour flight, and by mid-morning you are in a different country with a different accent, a different currency and a city in the middle of the largest arts festival on earth. The afternoon is deliberately light. The evening is not: a torchlit walk through the buried closes and vaults beneath the Old Town, and then, at half past nine, the massed pipes and drums of the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo on the floodlit castle esplanade. This is the biggest night of the trip.

  • 6:30 AM
    Pre-booked taxi to Dublin Airport — approx. 25 min
  • 7:00 AM
    Check bags and clear securityRyanair's 20 kg / 44 lb checked bag limit (max 80×120×120 cm / 31.5×47.2×47.2 in) and 40×30×20 cm / 15.7×11.8×7.9 in personal item size are enforced at the gate as well as at the desk. Bring your own snacks and water bottle for the flight.
  • 9:00 AM
    Depart Dublin → EdinburghRyanair FR812 · approx. 1 hr
  • 10:05 AM
    Arrive Edinburgh Airport — buy tram tickets (approx. £7.90 per person)
  • 10:45 AM
    Tram to Balfour Street, Leith (approx. 50 min)Check-in is not until 3:00 PM. Either arrange an early bag drop at the flat or use the station lockers, then explore Leith on foot.
  • 12:30 PM
    Lunch and free time in LeithThe Shore, the Water of Leith walkway, and a Tesco run on Duke Street for the week's basics
  • 3:00 PM
    Check in to the flat24 Springfield Street, Flat 2, Edinburgh EH6 5DE
  • 5:45 PM
    The Underground Ghost Tour (approx. 1.5 hrs)Meet at 124 High Street, Edinburgh EH1 1QS. Arrive fifteen minutes early.
  • 7:15 PM
    Dinner in the Old TownStay central — do not go back to Leith between the tour and the Tattoo
  • 8:45 PM
    Walk up to the Castle EsplanadeGates open well before the performance; the queue up the Royal Mile is part of the experience
  • 9:30 PM
    The Royal Edinburgh Military TattooEdinburgh Castle Esplanade · South Stand, Section 15, Rows X and Y
  • 11:15 PM
    Return to Leith — expect crowds; walk down to Princes Street before finding a tram
Meals
Grab-and-go breakfast at 6:00 AM — nothing will be open. Pastries, fruit, small juice cartons and flight snacks, bought the day before. Lunch and dinner out.
What to Bring
Passport, warm layers, hat, gloves and a waterproof for the Tattoo — the esplanade is open, high and genuinely cold after dark. A rug or cushion is welcome. Tickets on phones, charged.
Evening
A late night. Tomorrow deliberately starts at 10:30 AM.
The Tattoo  It runs rain or shine and the finale — a lone piper on the castle ramparts — is worth staying for even if the weather turns. Ponchos are usually available on site, but bringing your own is smarter.
Day Twelve

Old Town & the Fringe

Tuesday, 18 August
Overnight: Leith, Edinburgh
Edinburgh on Foot

Everything today is within one square mile, and almost all of it is free. A curved street of rainbow shopfronts that inspired Diagon Alley; a stair off the Grassmarket with the best castle view in the city; a kirkyard where a young Edinburgh writer found the surnames Riddell and McGonagall on gravestones and a school across the wall that looks unmistakably like a house-based boarding school; and then the Royal Mile, where in August the world's performers work the street for free.

  • 10:30 AM
    Tram to St Andrew Square (approx. 15 min)
  • 10:45 AM
    Walk up The Mound (approx. 15 min)The climb into the Old Town is steep — take it slowly and look back over the New Town as you go
  • 11:15 AM
    Edinburgh Castle esplanade — exterior onlyThe Tattoo stands are in place, which is a sight in itself
  • 11:45 AM
    Victoria StreetThe curved, rainbow-fronted street widely held to be the inspiration for Diagon Alley. Pastries at La Barantine on the way down.
  • 12:30 PM
    The Vennel viewpointA short flight of steps off the Grassmarket — the classic castle photograph you cannot get from the esplanade in August
  • 12:45 PM
    Lunch in the GrassmarketListen for the One O'Clock Gun fired from the castle — it has marked the hour since 1861, every day except Sunday
  • 2:00 PM
    Greyfriars Bobby & Greyfriars KirkyardFree. The Riddell and McGonagall gravestones, and George Heriot's School visible over the wall
  • 2:45 PM
    The Elephant House, George IV BridgeThe original café, reopened in December 2025. Coffee, cake and the photograph.
  • 3:15 PM
    Tron Kirk → Old CollegeDown South Bridge to Playfair's great quadrangle — free to enter, and the Talbot Rice Gallery inside is free too
  • 3:45 PM
    Royal Mile Fringe performersFree street shows the length of the High Street — comfortably the best free thing you will do all day. Carry coins; the performers pass a hat.
  • 4:45 PM
    Tram back to Leith — shop at Tesco on Duke Street
  • 6:00 PM
    Dinner at the flat — early night
Meals
Breakfast at the flat. Lunch out in the Grassmarket. Dinner cooked at the flat.
What to Bring
Shoes with grip — the Old Town is cobbled and steep. Rain jacket, water, coins for street performers, camera, and a bag with room for Fringe flyers.
Evening
Genuinely early — tomorrow's Highlands coach departs at 7:45 AM from Regent Road.
Fringe Strategy  Do not try to plan the Royal Mile. Walk it slowly, stop for whatever has drawn a crowd, and take the flyers people press on you — that is how the best shows get found.
Day Thirteen

Loch Ness, Glencoe & Ben Nevis

Wednesday, 19 August
Overnight: Leith, Edinburgh
Highlands Exploration

Twelve and a half hours, several hundred miles, and the most spectacular landscape in Britain. The coach climbs out of the Lowlands into Glencoe — a glacial valley of near-vertical walls with a dark history — passes beneath Ben Nevis, the highest mountain in the British Isles at 4,413 feet, and runs the length of the Great Glen to Loch Ness, where a cruise takes you out onto water deep enough to hold every person on earth several times over. Everything today is done from a comfortable seat except the photographs.

  • 6:30 AM
    Breakfast at the flat
  • 7:00 AM
    Walk to the meeting pointBurns Monument, 1759 Regent Road, Edinburgh EH8 8DR
  • 7:30 AM
    Check in — be early rather than on time
  • 7:45 AM
    Departure — full-day Highlands tour (approx. 12.5 hrs)Glencoe · Ben Nevis and Fort William · the Great Glen · Loch Ness with a cruise on the loch
  • 8:30 PM
    Return to Edinburgh — bus or tram back to Leith
  • 9:00 PM
    Arrive back at the flat
Meals
Breakfast at the flat before departure. Lunch is on your own at a stop en route — bring snacks and water regardless. Late, simple dinner at the flat.
What to Bring
Warm layers and a waterproof (the Highlands run colder and wetter than Edinburgh), midge repellent, camera with a charged spare battery, motion-sickness remedy, snacks, water, and a book for the long stretches.
Evening
Straight to bed. Tomorrow's coach check-in closes at 8:30 AM.
On the Coach  Sit on the left-hand side going north for the best Glencoe views. Keep your camera out rather than in the overhead — the finest scenery is often between the scheduled stops.
Day Fourteen

Alnwick Castle & the Borders

Thursday, 20 August
Overnight: Leith, Edinburgh
Into England & Back Again

South through the Scottish Borders, across the frontier into Northumberland, and into a castle that has been lived in by the same family since 1309 and, more recently, played Hogwarts. The broomstick flying lessons in the Outer Bailey take place in the exact courtyard used in the films, they are free with admission, and they are the reason to arrive knowing the day's session times. Back in Edinburgh by six, with just enough time to catch an early Fringe show.

  • 7:45 AM
    Tram to St Andrew Square (approx. 15 min)
  • 8:30 AM
    Check-in closesGates J and K, St Andrew Square, Edinburgh EH1 3DQ. Check-in closes fifteen minutes before departure — this one is not flexible.
  • 8:45 AM
    Depart — Alnwick Castle & Scottish Borders tour (approx. 9 hrs)
  • 10:15 AM
    Kelso (approx. 40 min)A handsome market town with Scotland's largest market square, and the ruins of Kelso Abbey — one of the great medieval foundations of the Borders
  • 11:30 AM
    The Northumberland Coast (approx. 10 min)An Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty — rugged cliffs, wide sand beaches and open sea views. Keep the camera to hand.
  • 12:15 PM
    Alnwick Castle, with admission (approx. 3 hrs)Broomstick flying lessons in the Outer Bailey — free with admission, several sessions daily in summer · the film-locations walking tour, pointing out both the Harry Potter and Downton Abbey spots · the State Rooms of the inhabited castle · the grounds · lunch on site or in the town, which has a famous second-hand bookshop
  • 3:45 PM
    Dunbar (approx. 25 min)Back across the border into East Lothian; birthplace of the naturalist John Muir, founder of the American national parks movement
  • 6:00 PM
    Return to Edinburgh
  • 6:15 PM
    Dinner in the city
  • 7:30 PM
    An early-evening Fringe show (approx. 1.5 hrs)
  • 9:30 PM
    Bus or tram home to Leith
Meals
Breakfast at the flat. Lunch on your own at Alnwick — the castle courtyard cafés or the town. Dinner out in Edinburgh.
What to Bring
Warm layers, waterproof, camera, cash and card, snacks for the coach.
Evening
Last night in Scotland. Pack tonight — tomorrow's tram leaves Leith at 7:30 AM.
Set Expectations  The Alnwick Garden — the Poison Garden, the Grand Cascade and the great treehouse — is a separate attraction next door with a separate ticket. Three hours will not cover both. Treat the castle as the plan and the Garden as a bonus only if there is time to spare.
Day Fifteen

Homeward

Friday, 21 August
Overnight: Home
Departure Day

A long day of travel, made easier by knowing exactly what happens in Philadelphia. You clear US immigration and customs there, not in Phoenix, which means reclaiming your checked bags, walking them through customs, handing them straight back at the airline recheck belt, and clearing security a second time — possibly in a different terminal. Build in no plans for the evening beyond your own bed.

  • 7:30 AM
    Tram from Foot of the Walk / Balfour Street to the airport (approx. 1 hr)
  • 8:30 AM
    Arrive Edinburgh Airport — check bags, security
  • 11:25 AM
    Depart Edinburgh → PhiladelphiaAmerican Airlines AA279
  • 1:50 PM
    Arrive PhiladelphiaClear US immigration → reclaim checked bags → clear customs → re-drop bags at the airline recheck belt immediately after customs → clear TSA security again → possible terminal transfer
  • 5:38 PM
    Depart Philadelphia → PhoenixAmerican Airlines AA1984
  • 7:46 PM
    Arrive Phoenix Sky Harbor
  • 8:30 PM
    Shuttle pickup — home
Meals
Simple breakfast at the flat plus snacks for the drive to the airport. Meal service on the transatlantic flight; buy something in Philadelphia during the connection.
What to Bring
Passport within easy reach, a pen for landing forms, empty water bottle, chargers in your carry-on, and a light layer — aircraft cabins are cold.
Before You Go
Strip the beds if the flat asks, take out the rubbish, check every drawer and charging socket, and leave the keys where the host has asked.
Connection Note  The Philadelphia layover is generous but the re-check process is the part that eats it. Move briskly through immigration, and do not stop for food until your bags are back on the belt and you are through security.
In Depth

Signature Excursions

Nine experiences worth knowing something about before you arrive. Everything here is booked and confirmed.

Day 4 · County Clare

The Cliffs of Moher

Fourteen kilometres of sheer sandstone and shale rising to 214 metres above the Atlantic — the most visited natural attraction in Ireland, and worth the early alarm to have them briefly to yourselves. The rock is layered like a stack of paper, laid down in a river delta more than 300 million years ago; the seabird colonies below hold puffins, razorbills and guillemots through the summer.

Duration
2 hours
Difficulty
Easy–Moderate
Walking
1–2 miles, some steps
Entry Window
8:00–10:59 AM

Highlights

  • O'Brien's Tower, built in 1835 purely as a viewing platform for Victorian tourists
  • The cliff-edge paths north and south of the visitor centre
  • The Atlantic Edge exhibition inside the grass-roofed visitor centre (allow 30 min)
  • Seabird colonies on the stacks below — bring binoculars

Bring

  • Windproof shell and a fleece — there is no shelter
  • Hat that will stay on, and glasses or sunglasses against the wind
  • Water bottle and snacks
  • Camera with a lens cloth; sea spray carries surprisingly high
Photography  Walk south from the visitor centre toward Hag's Head for the classic profile shot with O'Brien's Tower in frame. Early morning light comes from behind the cliffs, so shoot with the sun to your side rather than at your back.
Fun Fact  The cliffs stood in for the Cliffs of Insanity in The Princess Bride and for the sea cave in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Day 6 · Counties Kerry & Cork

The Ring of Beara

The Ring of Kerry's quieter, wilder neighbour. Tour coaches are effectively banned by the width of the roads, which leaves the peninsula to those willing to drive it themselves. In a single loop you get sub-tropical oak woodland, a rock-cut tunnel, a hairpin mountain pass on the county line, a mussel harbour, a Bronze Age stone circle between two lakes, and a ruined cottage abandoned during the Famine.

Duration
Full day
Difficulty
Moderate
Walking
Up to 2.5 miles total
Departs
10:00 AM, Kenmare

Highlights

  • Caha Pass tunnels — hand-blasted through solid rock
  • Glengarriff Woods waterfall walk, 30 minutes, ancient oak
  • Healy Pass — hairpins, a summit cross, two counties at once
  • Uragh Stone Circle, set between two lakes with a waterfall behind
  • Gleninchaquin Park loop — 2 miles, 1.5 hours, past the falls

Bring

  • Market picnic and a cooler bag
  • Waterproof boots — the Gleninchaquin loop gets boggy
  • Full tank of fuel from Kenmare
  • Offline maps; signal disappears for long stretches
  • Coins for the small honesty-box entry fees at private land
Historical Note  Healy Pass was begun as Famine relief work in 1847 and only completed in 1931, named for Tim Healy, the first Governor-General of the Irish Free State. The Famine House at Gleninchaquin is a plain reminder of the same decade.
Day 7 · County Kerry

Killarney National Park by Bicycle

Ireland's first national park, and the only sensible way to see it is on two wheels. The interior trails are closed to cars, almost entirely flat, and connect a medieval friary, a Victorian mansion, a lakeshore beach and a waterfall in a single easy loop. Rental includes bike, helmet, lock, hi-vis vest, repair kit and a route map.

Duration
6 hours
Difficulty
Easy — flat
Distance
12–15 km cycling
Collect
10:00 AM, photo ID

Highlights

  • Muckross Abbey, a 1448 Franciscan friary with an ancient yew filling the cloister
  • Muckross House and its gardens on the lakeshore
  • Dundag Beach — a quiet stop on Muckross Lake
  • Torc Waterfall, a 20-metre fall reached through a tunnel under the road
  • The park's native red deer herd, present since the Ice Age

Bring

  • Photo ID — required at the rental counter
  • Comfortable trousers and a rain jacket
  • Water and snacks; picnic if not eating at Muckross
  • Sunscreen — the lake reflects more than you expect
Photography  The yew tree in the Muckross Abbey cloister, shot looking straight up. At Torc, climb the steps above the falls for the view down the valley to the lakes.
Day 8 · County Cork

Blarney Castle & Gardens

A fifteenth-century tower house built in 1446 by the MacCarthys of Muskerry, famous for a block of limestone set into the battlements which is said to confer eloquence on anyone who kisses it. The ritual involves lying on your back and leaning out over a gap in the parapet while an attendant holds you — and it is genuinely fun. What surprises most visitors is the sixty acres of gardens below, which are the equal of the castle.

Duration
2–3 hours
Difficulty
Moderate
Climb
127 narrow steps
Arrive
9:00 AM opening

Highlights

  • The Blarney Stone — go first, before the queue forms
  • The Poison Garden, a walled collection of dangerous plants, some in cages
  • The Rock Close — standing stones, a druidic grove and the Wishing Steps
  • The Fern Garden and the arboretum along the river
  • Blarney House, open 10 AM–2 PM Mon–Sat in August, for anyone wanting the mansion

Practicalities

  • Large car park included with entry; toilets and café on site
  • The tower stair is spiral, narrow and one-way — not for anyone uneasy with heights or tight spaces
  • Those opting out should head straight to the Rock Close
  • Skip Blarney Woollen Mills — better value awaits in Dublin
Fun Fact  The word "blarney" entered English by way of Queen Elizabeth I, who grew so exasperated by Cormac MacCarthy's endless flattering excuses for not surrendering the castle that she reportedly dismissed his letters as more Blarney.
Day 9 · Dublin

The Book of Kells & the Long Room

An illuminated gospel manuscript created by Columban monks around 800 AD, written on vellum in iron gall ink and decorated with pigments carried from as far away as Afghanistan. It has been at Trinity College since the 1660s. Two of its four volumes are on display, one open at a decorated page. Upstairs is the Long Room: sixty-five metres of dark oak, marble busts and 200,000 of the library's oldest books under a barrel-vaulted ceiling.

Duration
1.5 hours
Difficulty
Easy
Walking
Indoors, one staircase
Check-in
10:45 AM, Trinity

Highlights

  • The Chi Rho page, generally held to be the single most elaborate page in Western manuscript art
  • The Long Room and its marble busts of philosophers and writers
  • The Brian Boru harp — the model for the harp on Irish coins and the Guinness label
  • Hidden gem: Trinity's free Museum of Geology, usually empty

Good to Know

  • No photography of the manuscript itself; the Long Room is fair game
  • Trinity's cobbled front square is worth ten minutes before you check in
  • Grafton Street and St Stephen's Green are a five-minute walk from the exit
Look Closely  The margins are full of jokes — cats chasing mice who have stolen a communion wafer, otters with fish, monks pulling each other's beards. Twelve hundred years later, the scribes are still being funny.
Day 11 · Edinburgh

The Underground Ghost Tour

Edinburgh's Old Town is built on top of itself. As the city grew upward in the seventeenth century, entire streets and vaults were sealed beneath the new construction — and those spaces are still there, beneath the bridges and closes of the High Street. A guided walk takes you down into them, with the plague, the body-snatchers and several centuries of grim municipal history for company.

Duration
1.5 hours
Difficulty
Easy–Moderate
Walking
Steps, uneven floors
Meets
5:45 PM, 124 High St

What Makes It Special

  • Access to underground vaults closed to the general public
  • Storytelling grounded in real Edinburgh history — Burke and Hare, the plague closes, the city's buried streets
  • Atmospheric rather than gruesome; suitable for older children

Bring

  • A jacket — the vaults stay cold year-round
  • Shoes with grip; floors are uneven and damp
  • Arrive by 5:30 PM; the meeting point is busy in August
Timing  The tour ends around 7:15 PM, which leaves a comfortable window for dinner in the Old Town before walking up to the castle esplanade for the Tattoo. Do not plan to return to Leith in between.
Day 11 · Edinburgh Castle Esplanade

The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo

The centrepiece of the trip. Since 1950, on the esplanade in front of Edinburgh Castle, massed pipes and drums, military bands and international performers have staged an hour and a half of music, marching and light against a floodlit medieval fortress. Around 220,000 people see it live each August and it is broadcast to something like 100 million more. It closes, always, with a lone piper high on the castle ramparts.

Duration
Approx. 1.5 hours
Seating
South Stand, Sec. 15
Access
Uphill walk, stand steps
Performance
9:30 PM

What to Expect

  • Massed pipes and drums of the Scottish regiments
  • International military bands and display teams
  • Projection and lighting on the castle walls themselves
  • The lone piper finale, and Auld Lang Syne to close

Bring — Take This Seriously

  • Warm layers, hat and gloves; the esplanade is exposed and cold after dark
  • Waterproof or poncho — it runs rain or shine
  • A cushion or folded rug; the stand seating is hard
  • Tickets on a charged phone, and a small bag only
Arriving  The walk up the Royal Mile to the esplanade is steep and slow in the crowds. Aim to be climbing by 8:45 PM at the latest. Leaving afterwards, walk downhill toward Princes Street before looking for a tram — the nearest stops will be overwhelmed.
Day 13 · The Scottish Highlands

Loch Ness, Glencoe & Ben Nevis

A full day's coach tour covering the finest scenery in Britain. Glencoe is a glacial valley walled by near-vertical mountains and shadowed by the 1692 massacre of the MacDonalds; Ben Nevis, at 1,345 metres, is the highest mountain in the British Isles; and Loch Ness holds more fresh water than every lake in England and Wales combined, which is why nobody has ever managed to prove what is or is not in it. The day includes a cruise on the loch.

Duration
12.5 hours
Difficulty
Easy — seated
Walking
Short stops only
Departs
7:45 AM, Burns Monument

Highlights

  • Glencoe — the Three Sisters and the pass through Rannoch Moor
  • Ben Nevis and Fort William at the foot of the mountain
  • The Great Glen, a geological fault line running coast to coast
  • A cruise on Loch Ness itself

Bring

  • Warm layers and a waterproof — Highland weather is its own system
  • Midge repellent between June and September
  • Snacks, water and a spare camera battery
  • Motion-sickness remedy for the mountain roads
Photography  Sit on the left going north. The single best stop is the Three Sisters viewpoint in Glencoe — shoot wide, and include the road for scale.
Day 14 · Northumberland, England

Alnwick Castle & the Scottish Borders

The second-largest inhabited castle in England, held by the Percy family since 1309 and still their home. It has stood in for Hogwarts on film, and for Brancaster Castle in Downton Abbey. The route there runs through the Scottish Borders and along the Northumberland coast, and returns by way of Dunbar, birthplace of John Muir.

Duration
9 hours
Difficulty
Easy–Moderate
At Castle
3 hours
Check-in Closes
8:30 AM sharp

Highlights

  • Broomstick flying lessons in the Outer Bailey — the exact courtyard from Harry's first flying lesson. Free with admission, several sessions daily. Check the day's times the moment you arrive and build your visit around them.
  • The free film-locations walking tour inside the grounds
  • The State Rooms of the inhabited castle
  • Kelso Abbey and Scotland's largest market square
  • Alnwick town's celebrated second-hand bookshop

Bring

  • Layers and a waterproof; the coast is windy
  • Cash and card for lunch in the town or castle cafés
  • Camera — the broomstick photograph is the one everyone will want
Plan Around It  The Alnwick Garden next door is a separate ticket and a separate attraction. Three hours will not cover both. The castle is the plan.
Where You'll Stay

Lodging

Four homes rather than four hotels — kitchens, laundry and room to spread out.

Nights 2–3 · Days 2–4

The Village House

A restored 1850 stone cottage, 4 bedrooms
Menlough, Ballinasloe, Co. Galway, Ireland
Eircode H53 C627 — use this, not the address, in Google Maps

Check-in

Late arrival on Day 2, approx. 10:30 PM.

Amenities

Full kitchen, laundry, Wi-Fi, off-street parking. Breakfast is self-catered — groceries are bought in Athlone on the drive in.

Nearby

Galway city and the Spanish Arch, approx. 40 min. Kylemore Abbey and Connemara, approx. 1 hr 30 min. Cliffs of Moher, approx. 1 hr 30 min.

Map: search the Eircode in Google Maps or Apple Maps.

Nights 4–8 · Days 4–8

Kenmare House

Five nights — the heart of the trip
14 Páirc Roughty, Kenmare, Contae Chiarraí V93 DW20, Ireland

Check-in

Day 4, approx. 4:00 PM. Extended family joins here.

Amenities

Full kitchen, laundry, Wi-Fi, parking. Self-catered breakfasts; groceries bought on arrival and topped up at the Wednesday farmers market.

Nearby

Everything in Kenmare town is within a 15-minute walk — Heritage Centre, stone circle, lace centre, Reenagross Park, restaurants and music. Killarney National Park approx. 40 min; the Ring of Beara begins at the door.

Map: search the Eircode V93 DW20.

Nights 8–11 · Days 8–11

Auburn Drive, Dublin 15

Suburban base with rail into the city
48 Auburn Drive, Dublin 15, Co. Dublin D15 FEF1, Ireland

Check-in

Day 8, approx. 4:30 PM. Confirm off-street parking for two vehicles before arrival — the cars are returned the same evening.

Amenities

Full kitchen, laundry, Wi-Fi. Self-catered breakfasts; Tesco Superstore nearby for the Dublin stay.

Getting Into Town

Walk approx. 20 min to Castleknock or Navan Road Parkway, then the commuter train to Dublin Connolly in approx. 20 min. Leap Cards are bought at Circle K Ashtown on arrival day.

Map: search D15 FEF1.

Nights 11–15 · Days 11–15

Springfield Street, Leith

Edinburgh flat, four nights
24 Springfield Street, Flat 2, Edinburgh EH6 5DE, United Kingdom

Check-in

Day 11, 3:00 PM. Arrival from the airport is around 11:30 AM — arrange an early bag drop with the host or use station lockers.

Amenities

Kitchen, laundry, Wi-Fi. Tesco on Duke Street is the local shop. Most dinners are cooked at the flat given the tour schedule.

Nearby

Foot of the Walk tram stop is a short walk; St Andrew Square in approx. 15 min. The Shore and the Water of Leith walkway are minutes away.

Map: search EH6 5DE.

Separate Dublin Lodging

One member of the party stays centrally in Dublin at The Auld Dubliner, 24–25 Temple Bar, Dublin, with drop-off on the evening of Day 8.

Getting There & Around

Transportation

Flights

DayRouteFlightTimes & Notes
Day 1Phoenix → London HeathrowBritish Airways BA02889:05 PM – 3:05 PM next day, arriving Terminal 3
Day 2London Heathrow → DublinBA5969, Terminal 24:50 PM – 6:20 PM. The full 90 minutes is needed for the T3 → T2 transfer and second security screening — no time for snacks or a bathroom stop, so go on the plane.
Day 11Dublin → EdinburghRyanair FR8129:00 AM – 10:05 AM. 20 kg / 44 lb checked bag limit (max 80×120×120 cm / 31.5×47.2×47.2 in), personal item max 40×30×20 cm / 15.7×11.8×7.9 in; taxi pre-booked for 6:30 AM.
Day 15Edinburgh → PhiladelphiaAmerican Airlines AA27911:25 AM – 1:50 PM. Full US immigration, bag reclaim, customs, re-check and second security screening in Philadelphia.
Day 15Philadelphia → PhoenixAmerican Airlines AA19845:38 PM – 7:46 PM. Shuttle pickup at 8:30 PM.

On the Road in Ireland

A midsize 7-seat automatic van with unlimited mileage is collected at Dublin Airport on Day 2 and returned to the city-centre depot on Day 8. A second family vehicle joins the party from Kenmare onward, and both are returned together.

Driving DayRouteApprox. Time
Day 2Dublin Airport → Menlough, Co. Galway2 hrs 11 min, plus a grocery stop in Athlone
Day 3Menlough → Galway city (and optionally Kylemore)40 min each way; Kylemore adds 1 hr 30 min each way
Day 4Menlough → Cliffs of Moher → Adare → KenmareApprox. 5 hrs driving across the day
Day 6The Ring of Beara loop from KenmareFull day; narrow single-track sections
Day 7Kenmare → Killarney → Kenmare40 min each way over Moll's Gap
Day 8Kenmare → Blarney → Dublin2 hrs, then 3–4 hrs with a stop
Tolls & Fuel

Public Transport

Dublin

Leap Cards are bought at Circle K Ashtown on Day 8 — approx. €5 each plus €12–15 of credit, which comfortably covers the Dublin days. Commuter rail runs from Castleknock or Navan Road Parkway to Dublin Connolly in about 20 minutes, with a 10–15 minute walk across the Talbot Memorial or Butt Bridge at the city end. An alternative route changes at Broombridge for the Green Line tram to Trinity.

Edinburgh

The tram from the airport to Leith takes about 50 minutes and costs approx. £7.90 per person; within the city, Foot of the Walk to St Andrew Square is about 15 minutes. Buses cover everything the tram does not. Both Scottish coach tours collect in the city centre — the Highlands tour at the Burns Monument on Regent Road, the Alnwick tour at Gates J and K, St Andrew Square.

Quick Reference

Reservations

Save an offline copy on at least two phones.

DayReservationNotes
Day 1Airport shuttle — AZ Shuttle SelectPickup 5:30 PM · 623-200-2849
Day 1Flights, Phoenix → LondonBA0288, departs 9:05 PM
Day 2Car rental — New Way, Dublin AirportArrivals Hall, Terminals 1 & 2
Day 2The Village House, Co. GalwayEircode H53 C627
Day 4Cliffs of MoherEntry window 8:00–10:59 AM
Day 7Killarney Bike RentalPhoto ID required · all-day hire
Day 8Blarney Castle & GardensArrive at 9:00 AM opening
Day 9Book of Kells & Old Library, TrinityCheck in 10:45 AM for 11:00 AM
Day 11Flight, Dublin → EdinburghRyanair FR812, 9:00 AM
Day 11Underground Ghost TourMeet 5:45 PM, 124 High St
Day 11Royal Edinburgh Military TattooSouth Stand, Sec. 15, Rows X & Y · 9:30 PM
Day 13Loch Ness, Glencoe & Ben Nevis tourDepart 7:45 AM, Burns Monument
Day 14Alnwick Castle & Borders tourCheck-in closes 8:30 AM · Gates J & K
Day 15Flights, Edinburgh → PhoenixAA279 then AA1984
Practical

Money Matters

What's Already Covered

All flights, lodging, the rental vehicle, and every ticketed excursion — the Cliffs of Moher, Blarney Castle, the Book of Kells, bike hire, the Ghost Tour, the Tattoo, the Highlands tour and the Alnwick tour, including its castle admission.

What You'll Pay For

  • Meals out, roughly one per day
  • Groceries for the four self-catered houses
  • Fuel, tolls and parking in Ireland
  • Leap Cards, Edinburgh trams and buses
  • Optional entries: Kylemore Abbey, Muckross House, St Patrick's Cathedral, a Kenmare Bay boat trip, Fringe show tickets
  • Souvenirs — one ornament and one postcard per country

Cash

Cards work nearly everywhere, but carry some cash. Withdraw €150–200 on arrival in Kenmare at an AIB, Bank of Ireland or Permanent TSB machine — bank ATMs, not the standalone kiosks that charge fees. In Scotland, £50–80 is plenty. Cash is genuinely needed for market stalls, the €2 honesty box at the Kenmare stone circle, parking meters, tolls and Fringe street performers.

Tipping

  • Restaurants: 10–12% if service is not already included — check the bill first
  • Counter service and cafés: no tip expected
  • Taxis: round up to the nearest euro or pound
  • Tour guides and coach drivers: a few euro or pounds per person for a full day is generous and appreciated
  • Housekeeping and hotel staff: not applicable — all four lodgings are self-catering homes
Good to Know

Traveller Tips

Weather & Layers

August highs sit in the mid-60s Fahrenheit in both countries, with lows near 52–54. Rain arrives often but usually briefly — the local wisdom is to wait twenty minutes rather than change plans. Wind matters more than temperature at the Cliffs, on Healy Pass and on the castle esplanade. Three layers and a genuinely waterproof shell will handle the entire trip.

Etiquette

  • Greet shopkeepers when you walk in; it is expected in both countries
  • Queue properly and without commentary
  • Keep voices down on trains and in cafés
  • Ask before photographing people, especially musicians and street performers
  • "Grand" means fine, "sound" means agreed, and "how are you?" is a greeting, not a question
  • Scotland is not England — the distinction is felt, and worth respecting

Safety

  • Dial 112 or 999 anywhere on this trip
  • Look right first when crossing streets
  • Stay behind the barriers at the Cliffs; the grass edge is undercut
  • Watch for sheep and oncoming traffic on Beara's single-track roads
  • Keep bags zipped and in front of you in Temple Bar and on the Royal Mile
  • Photograph your passport and store it somewhere you can reach offline

Restrooms

Ask for "the toilets." Free and reliable at visitor centres, museums, service stations and cafés where you are buying something; scarce on the Ring of Beara, where Glengarriff Woods and Kilmakilloge are the planned stops. Some city facilities charge a small coin.

Internet & Devices

Ireland and the UK are separate coverage zones — confirm your eSIM covers both, and install it before leaving home. Wi-Fi is available at all four lodgings. Expect no signal in Glengarriff Woods, on Healy Pass, across the Ring of Beara and through long stretches of the Highlands: download offline maps for Days 6, 13 and 14. One Type G adapter serves both countries; bring a multi-port charger so six phones do not compete for two sockets.

Laundry

All four lodgings have machines. The natural laundry days are the Kenmare stay, which is five nights, and the Edinburgh flat. Bring pods rather than a bottle.

If It Rains

It will, at some point. The good news is that Days 9, 10 and 12 are largely museum-and-street days that work in any weather, and Dublin's best museums are free. Kylemore's abbey and Blarney's gardens are both still enjoyable wet. Only the Killarney cycling day genuinely prefers dry weather — and it can be swapped for a drive to Muckross if needed.

A Few Words

Dia duit
Hello (DEE-ah gwitch)
Go raibh maith agat
Thank you (guh rev mah AH-gut)
Slán
Goodbye
Fáilte
Welcome
Craic
Fun, good company (crack)
Fir / Mná
Men / Women — on restroom doors
Aye
Yes (Scotland)
Wee
Small — used constantly
Bonnie
Beautiful
Ken
Know, as in "d'ye ken?"
Before You Ask

Frequently Asked Questions

How much walking is there?

A fair amount, but rarely strenuous. Expect three to six miles on the city days (Days 9, 10 and 12), a two-mile loop at Gleninchaquin, and around a mile at the Cliffs. The hardest physical moments are the 127 narrow steps at Blarney, the climb up The Mound in Edinburgh, and the cobbles of the Old Town. Day 7 is cycling — flat, easy, twelve to fifteen kilometres spread over a whole day.

Do I need cash?

Some. Cards are accepted almost everywhere, but keep euro notes for market stalls, the honesty box at the stone circle, parking and tolls, and pounds for Fringe performers. Withdraw from bank ATMs rather than standalone machines.

Will there be free time?

Yes. Day 5 in Kenmare has an open afternoon and evening, Day 10 in Dublin is deliberately flexible, and most evenings after dinner are unscheduled. The tightly programmed days are 4, 8, 11, 13 and 14.

How should I dress?

Practically. Layers, waterproof outer shell, walking shoes every day. One tidier outfit covers any dinner out. Nothing on this itinerary has a dress code.

Can I do laundry?

Yes — all four lodgings have machines. The Kenmare stay, five nights long, is the natural mid-trip laundry day.

What happens if it rains?

Very little changes. The tours run in all weather, the cities are full of free indoor options, and the gardens at Blarney and Kylemore are lovely wet. Only the Killarney cycling day would be worth reconsidering in heavy rain.

Do I really need a UK ETA?

Yes — every member of the party. It is required for entry into Scotland on Day 11 and again for the crossing into England on Day 14. Apply well before departure and save the approval offline.

Are meals included?

No meals are pre-paid. All four lodgings are self-catering, and the plan is roughly one meal out per day, with breakfasts and many dinners cooked at the house. Groceries are bought on arrival in each region.

Will my phone work?

With a regional eSIM covering both the EU and the UK, yes — install and test it before leaving home. There is no signal at all on parts of the Ring of Beara and in the Highlands, so download offline maps for Days 6, 13 and 14.

What are the earliest starts?

Day 11's taxi at 6:30 AM, Day 13's breakfast at 6:30 AM, Day 4's departure at 7:00 AM, Day 14's tram at 7:45 AM, and Day 8 at 7:30 AM. Everything else begins between 9:00 and 10:30.

Can I skip something?

Yes. Kylemore Abbey on Day 3 is explicitly optional, the Blarney Stone climb has an easy opt-out into the gardens, and the Day 5 and Day 10 afternoons are yours. The fixed points are ticketed check-ins and departures.

Is anything strictly timed?

Five things: the Cliffs of Moher entry window (8:00–10:59 AM), the Trinity check-in at 10:45 AM, the Ghost Tour at 5:45 PM, the Highlands departure at 7:45 AM, and the Alnwick check-in, which closes at 8:30 AM. Miss that last one and the coach leaves.

What about luggage limits?

Ryanair on Day 11 is the strictest carrier of the trip, so its limit is the limit for the whole trip: one checked bag, 20 kg / 44 lb maximum, no larger than 80 × 120 × 120 cm (31.5 × 47.2 × 47.2 in), plus one personal item no larger than 40 × 30 × 20 cm (15.7 × 11.8 × 7.9 in). The AZ Shuttle and other flights allow more, but pack to 20 kg from Phoenix onward — bags aren't repacked along the way. Weigh and measure everything the night before Day 11.